Tema: Greatest poker story

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I heard this story at a poker table recently. It's almost too good to be true, and since it was a second or third hand telling it may well not be. But if it's true, it's hilarious. The story goes like this:

A wealthy woman sits down at a poker table and also at the table is an obnoxious young kid who is talking shit to everyone and making everyone mad. At some point they get into a hand against one another where she has pocket queens and he has pocket jacks. The flop comes with both a queen and a jack in it, so they start raising back and forth. The pot keeps building (this is obviously a limit game or all the money would have gone in almost immediately).

The turn card is another jack, giving the kid 4 of a kind and the woman queens full of jacks. Another big round of raising back and forth and the pot continues to build. The river card is another queen, so now both of them have four of a kind. They raise back and forth until the pot is maxed and the kid jumps out of his seat, throws down his two jacks and says "four of a kind, bitch!"

The woman asks for the floor supervisor to come over. Everyone thinks she's going to complain about being called a bitch. Instead, she asks him how big the bad beat jackpot is and he tells her it was almost $350,000. So she looks at the kid and says, "You know what? You've been a complete asshole to everyone at this table. So I fold." And she turns over the quad queens to show him that she'd folded the winning hand.

For those who don't play poker, here's why this is a great story. A bad beat jackpot means the casino takes something from every pot, usually $1, and it goes into the jackpot. The jackpot builds until someone loses with a horrendously big hand. It varies by casino, but usually the bad beat jackpot can only be won if someone loses with an aces full of jacks full house or better. Sometimes you have to lose with four of a kind.

When such a bad beat occurs, the player who loses the hand typically gets about half the jackpot. The winner player typically gets 20 or 25% of the jackpot and the rest is then split among the other players at the table. So if the jackpot was at $350,000, the asshole kid would have won about $175,000. She would have won about $85-90,000. And the rest of the table would each have won about $10,000 or so.

But since the kid was such an asshole to her, she decided to fold the winning hand so he doesn't win the bad beat jackpot. Again, I don't know if the story is true, but it's a great story nonetheless.

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Haha lepa, če je to res je bla sigurno blondinka. default/smile

Veliko “sreče” na mizah (although it’s not about luck).
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Dobra !  default/wink

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Kako dobra? Niste resni. Baba bi pokaserala 80k. Kaj te briga kaj dobi en mulo. Upam da so jo ostali igralci pretepl. default/smile Ne rečem da bi bil JP samo od mulca samo tukaj so vsi na zgubi. default/wink Casino se pa smeje. Ponovno.

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Zgodba je vseeno dobra default/big_smile

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CoreySteel napisal:

Zgodba je vseeno dobra default/big_smile

+1 default/smile
frorchy ne jezi se, je sam ena neresnična zgodba default/smile

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No way, da je resnična zgodba....

u tell me exactly what u need and i will explain you very carefully why it cannot be done
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Men se to sliši kot pokeraška verzija zgodb, s katerimi so starejši strašil otroke da bi se lepo obnašal  default/big_smile

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Mislm... Če je ženska neka miljarderka, ji je lahko res vseen za teh 80k.
Ampak zgodba je pač taka... Mal poučna.... Kao lepo se obnašaj do drugih za mizo, poker je gentlmenska igra... default/smile

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1wayman napisal:

No way, da je resnična zgodba....

sej pravim, da je NEresnična

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zono napisal:

A wealthy woman sits down at a poker table.....

Kaj pa bogatašu pomeni 80k?...v primeru resnične zgodbe je njeno dejanje edino pravilno...zdej pa naj mulo laja za mizo koker hoče default/lol

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CoreySteel napisal:

Mislm... Če je ženska neka miljarderka, ji je lahko res vseen za teh 80k.
Ampak zgodba je pač taka... Mal poučna.... Kao lepo se obnašaj do drugih za mizo, poker je gentlmenska igra... default/smile

+1
To sm tud jst mislu  default/big_smile

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Če bi jaz mel 10+mio zazihranih nekje, bi tole naredo, če bi me eden za mizo podjebaval  default/big_smile
Sam tisti del, ko jo poklice bitch je pa malo že malo preveč fantazijski za poučno zgodbico... Sej samo phil hellmuth pokliče koga idiot, da bi pa slišal koga govorit pra.... pa ku... ostalim pa še nisem slišal  default/cool

u tell me exactly what u need and i will explain you very carefully why it cannot be done
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nekoč sta živela janko in metka..

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No, no ta je bolj resnična.  default/big_smile

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